halfmanhalfsnake replied to your post: …I miss her.
I’m sorry Brogan. I miss her too. Can I do anything to cheer you up?…could I just get a hug or somethin’? I can’t find my whiskey and it’s prob’ly best that I avoid it anyway.
Yeah. I’ll meet you in the living room!
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Dev
Hey Vesper, Long time no chat!
Things are awesome, What about things on your end?
Asked by littleboyjayne
((Pffhjxjjds yeah I’m lil Ves too, and liladdy AND AWWWW <3))
Ask me anything about my love life, my sex life, et cetera, and I will do my best to answer truthfully, anon or not.
A-all right~ sure.
Go for it~
-will probably regret this-
GOD DAMN IT. I CAN SEE WHY MAIPE LEFT.
I—
YOU DID NOT JUST S—
…
…. oh my god, I am so sorry.

I’m coming out right now.
Ah, Laila and I are making some time for a video call. It’s not much, but it’s the best we can do under the circumstances.
I swear to fuckin’ god, y’best not get snake jizz everywhere, ‘cause I refuse to clean up if y’do.
HAHAHA. THAT’S FUNNY, BROGAN. HILARIOUS. REALLY.
IT’S A FACT, DEV. I REFUSE TO CLEAN UP ANYTHING THAT COMES FROM YOUR BARBED DICKS.
YEAH WELL, MAYBE I DON’T FEEL LIKE PICKING UP YOUR CLOTHES ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. I WOULD DIE HAPPY IF I NEVER HAD TO WASH YOUR OR MAIPES UNMENTIONABLES EVER AGAIN.
WELL NOBODY EVER SAID Y’HAD TO, Y’JUST FUCKING DID IT, YA LITTLE BITCH! GOD, NOBODY EVEN MADE YOU WASH OUR FUCKING UNDIES. YA PROBABLY SNIFF ‘EM, YA PERVERT.
I GOT SICK OF LISTENING TO YOU TWO ARGUING ABOUT WHO WAS GOING TO DO IT. OH I’M THE PERVERT. WHAT THE FUCK EVER, I’M NOT THE ONE WHO KEEPS TALKING ABOUT MY “TWO BARBED DICKS”.
WE WOULDA COME TO AN AGREEMENT, YOU PRICK. AND HEY, I’VE NEVER SAID I WASN’T A PERVERT. I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT I WASN’T VERY LADYLIKE, AND YOU MOVED IN ANYWAY, SO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT, SNAKE BOY.
GOD DAMN IT. I CAN SEE WHY MAIPE LEFT.
Ah, Laila and I are making some time for a video call. It’s not much, but it’s the best we can do under the circumstances.
I swear to fuckin’ god, y’best not get snake jizz everywhere, ‘cause I refuse to clean up if y’do.
HAHAHA. THAT’S FUNNY, BROGAN. HILARIOUS. REALLY.
IT’S A FACT, DEV. I REFUSE TO CLEAN UP ANYTHING THAT COMES FROM YOUR BARBED DICKS.
YEAH WELL, MAYBE I DON’T FEEL LIKE PICKING UP YOUR CLOTHES ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. I WOULD DIE HAPPY IF I NEVER HAD TO WASH YOUR OR MAIPES UNMENTIONABLES EVER AGAIN.
WELL NOBODY EVER SAID Y’HAD TO, Y’JUST FUCKING DID IT, YA LITTLE BITCH! GOD, NOBODY EVEN MADE YOU WASH OUR FUCKING UNDIES. YA PROBABLY SNIFF ‘EM, YA PERVERT.
I GOT SICK OF LISTENING TO YOU TWO ARGUING ABOUT WHO WAS GOING TO DO IT. OH I’M THE PERVERT. WHAT THE FUCK EVER, I’M NOT THE ONE WHO KEEPS TALKING ABOUT MY “TWO BARBED DICKS”.
Ah, Laila and I are making some time for a video call. It’s not much, but it’s the best we can do under the circumstances.
I swear to fuckin’ god, y’best not get snake jizz everywhere, ‘cause I refuse to clean up if y’do.
HAHAHA. THAT’S FUNNY, BROGAN. HILARIOUS. REALLY.
IT’S A FACT, DEV. I REFUSE TO CLEAN UP ANYTHING THAT COMES FROM YOUR BARBED DICKS.
YEAH WELL, MAYBE I DON’T FEEL LIKE PICKING UP YOUR CLOTHES ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. I WOULD DIE HAPPY IF I NEVER HAD TO WASH YOUR OR MAIPES UNMENTIONABLES EVER AGAIN.
Hmm.
-This is a good one.
Probably milking.
-I thought...
(by maneeacc)